Poor sasquatch. He has to go through life as the blurriest creature in the animal kingdom. Seriously, though. There is lots of evidence that these things exist. The odds of there being that many guys in suits around the world is, in Ant Gert's eyes, less likely than the existence of a smart, giant ape running around in the woods, and they are smart. How else would a creature have evaded true capture in this day and age?
If the reports are true, these creatures are very close to being human. Hell, some people even report seeing these things wearing wicker hats, carrying walking sticks. Smart, but more importantly, these things are able to evade people by understanding how WE operate, and have been able to hide for the most part.
Well, the other day there was a farmer near Stillwater who was out hunting with his .306, when he thought he heard a deer. There was a loud grunt, and he started to realize it was not deer. He pulled out his crappy cell phone camera and started to shoot. That's when the bigfoot got up and started to run.
Take a look for yourself.
Paying attention to every crackpot conspiracy theory that comes down the pike may not be possible, but we can sure as hell try. You don't have to believe everything you read, but you don't have to be a dick about it either. Blog in peace.
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