On December 13th, 2010, the Russians gave their President Medvedev his daily briefing just as they always do, only this day it was AWESOME!
The report basically gives Medvedev the heads-up that the shit is about to hit the fan regarding the alleged war being currently waged in the Southern Pacific Ocean. What's so crazy about another war? It's crazy because according to this document the US Military has been fighting a war against aliens. Blah Blah Blah aliens you say?
Well, welcome to friggin' Ant Gert's Ramblings, we say. We can't get enough of this crap, mainly because we believe most of it. We've posted on some aliens duking it out underground, trespassing under security surveillance, but never anything about a full scale war.
Let's read, shall we? Or, you can listen to a computer read it alound to your lazy, non-reading booty.
http://www.eutimes.net/2010/12/wikileaks-set-to-reveal-us-ufo-war-in-southern-ocean/
Paying attention to every crackpot conspiracy theory that comes down the pike may not be possible, but we can sure as hell try. You don't have to believe everything you read, but you don't have to be a dick about it either. Blog in peace.
21.4.11
18.4.11
How hard would it be to fake an alien encounter? Would it be worth it?
The short answers are a) pretty hard and b)probably.
Another good question might be whether or not the public would believe any "alien footage", even if it were truly real. Herein lies the problem for anyone with an actual alien they may have filmed. After all, what good is alien footage if no one believes anything anyway?
The reality of the situation is that most people won't believe anything unless the real deal were to present itself to them in the flesh. Until that happens, the best we can do is the footage that has found its way to circulation around the web. Here is a MUFON conference recording of what is claimed to be an alien captured on surveillance camera at a private home. If anyone is to be believed when it comes to whether or not an alien video is authentic or not, the geeks over at MUFON should be believed. This will give you goosebumps.
Another good question might be whether or not the public would believe any "alien footage", even if it were truly real. Herein lies the problem for anyone with an actual alien they may have filmed. After all, what good is alien footage if no one believes anything anyway?
The reality of the situation is that most people won't believe anything unless the real deal were to present itself to them in the flesh. Until that happens, the best we can do is the footage that has found its way to circulation around the web. Here is a MUFON conference recording of what is claimed to be an alien captured on surveillance camera at a private home. If anyone is to be believed when it comes to whether or not an alien video is authentic or not, the geeks over at MUFON should be believed. This will give you goosebumps.
17.4.11
When your daughter tells you she wants to be a Disney princess, any Disney princess, for Halloween this year, what she really wants to be is a government slave.
You've heard the rumors about there being subliminal messages in Disney movies. Ant Gert has watched all of them a few hundred-ish times, just to verify that it's not just a myth. Apparently so have a bunch of freakin' weirdos on youtube, and it's a damn good thing. Any more Disney for Aunt Gert and who knows what might happen. Nothin' good, that's for sure.
Anyhoo... Walt Disney was a racist butthole who was friends with a bunch of racist butthole Republican Freemasons/Illuminati. Their ultimate goal was/is to rule the world through media manipulation. If you don't believe this, just do a little research into the power hierarchy of any given major TV network. They all lead back to the same d-bags with the same d-bag agenda.
Let's watch and see how big of a d-bag Walt "the D-bag" Disney was, shall we?
Anyhoo... Walt Disney was a racist butthole who was friends with a bunch of racist butthole Republican Freemasons/Illuminati. Their ultimate goal was/is to rule the world through media manipulation. If you don't believe this, just do a little research into the power hierarchy of any given major TV network. They all lead back to the same d-bags with the same d-bag agenda.
Let's watch and see how big of a d-bag Walt "the D-bag" Disney was, shall we?
15.4.11
This video was created using nothing but an iPhone. Or was it? ...just kidding. Yeah, it was.
I know that this is drifting off the main focus of what Ant Gert's Ramblings are usually about, but I feel that this video-poem speaks to how I feel in my heart about many of these issues we've brought up so far, as well as many we haven't gotten to yet.
For years I've written poetry on and off. It's a truly therapeutic way to vent frustration with the way things are. Since "things" are totally jacked up beyond any acceptable level, I've accrued quite a stack of poetry. Until now I haven't really had an outlet for my poems. They've just been sitting on a shelf, and I rarely even let anyone read them, but thanks to the kids over at Olson, the video-poem ideas are now
a-brewin'.
This video was created using nothing but an iphone. The voice, as well as the guitar in the background was recorded using the voice memo feature. The video was shot using the phone's camera, but as far as which app was used, that will remain a mystery until I get the feeling that people give a crap. So, as one could imagine, it was a little challenging to make, but the fun I had creating it more than made up for it.
Please, enjoy.
For years I've written poetry on and off. It's a truly therapeutic way to vent frustration with the way things are. Since "things" are totally jacked up beyond any acceptable level, I've accrued quite a stack of poetry. Until now I haven't really had an outlet for my poems. They've just been sitting on a shelf, and I rarely even let anyone read them, but thanks to the kids over at Olson, the video-poem ideas are now
a-brewin'.
This video was created using nothing but an iphone. The voice, as well as the guitar in the background was recorded using the voice memo feature. The video was shot using the phone's camera, but as far as which app was used, that will remain a mystery until I get the feeling that people give a crap. So, as one could imagine, it was a little challenging to make, but the fun I had creating it more than made up for it.
Please, enjoy.
11.4.11
Have you asked yourself how you might hold up in an alien fight? Take a tip from Phil Schneider, official badass.
So there's this dude Phil Schneider. He's a Geologist for the US Military. He's the guy they call when "they" actually want to build secret bases, of which there are a shitload. One day, previosuly unbeknownst to Phil, he found out he was building giant tunnels for a base directly above an underground alien base. Talk about a bummer. He found out because his gear kept coming up broken, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it. So he ventured down into one of the two mile deep tunnels he was digging to monitor his equipment in action. That's when shit went down for Phil and he was put to the test.
Please tolerate the crappy video quality, and please also ignore Phil's very mild demeanor. Just listen to his story, and as a side note, look at Phil's left hand when he holds it up for the audience to see. His three missing fingers only add to his credibility.
Please tolerate the crappy video quality, and please also ignore Phil's very mild demeanor. Just listen to his story, and as a side note, look at Phil's left hand when he holds it up for the audience to see. His three missing fingers only add to his credibility.
If Osama Bin Laden was behind 9-11, who gave him the Direct Energy Weapon to pull it off with?
Wow. Osama Bin Laden must have been one hell of a mastermind. He's long been assassinated by the very CIA operatives he worked for, but when he was alive he must've just been so smart to have built his own Direct Energy Weapon, launch it into space, the shoot at the Twin Towers turning them into a city-wide pile of dust. That's right. Dust.
I hope by now you've picked up on the sarcasm. Osama Bin Laden had nothing to do with 9-11 as anyone who has ever actually looked into the matter knows. The nitty gritty of the situation is the dust. ; )
Planes don't turn buildings into dust. Explosives don't turn buildings to dust. Thermite helps (mass quantities of a high grade military-only explosive called "thermite" was found at the site in mass quantities), but even thermite can't do as thorough a job as was done to the Twin Towers. No, unfortunately there's only one possible, and very little known culprit: Direct Energy Weapons.
You don't have to take Ant Gert's word for it. Listen to this dorkwads in the posted link. They'll tell you.
I hope by now you've picked up on the sarcasm. Osama Bin Laden had nothing to do with 9-11 as anyone who has ever actually looked into the matter knows. The nitty gritty of the situation is the dust. ; )
Planes don't turn buildings into dust. Explosives don't turn buildings to dust. Thermite helps (mass quantities of a high grade military-only explosive called "thermite" was found at the site in mass quantities), but even thermite can't do as thorough a job as was done to the Twin Towers. No, unfortunately there's only one possible, and very little known culprit: Direct Energy Weapons.
You don't have to take Ant Gert's word for it. Listen to this dorkwads in the posted link. They'll tell you.
If you see Jesus, or anyone else in the sky, don't jump to conclusions.
Is there a God? Should I be praying to Jesus? Muhammad? Should I join that cult up in the hills?
These are all questions the average atheist may have asked him or herself at one point or another. Allegedly, according to the CIA and the New World Order, none of that crap matters when you can create holograms with satellites that are so convincingly like Jesus (the Anglo-Euro version of Jesus that is), or Muhammad, or any other savior/ deity they feel like portraying.
Some believe this is the preferred technique to be used by the CIA, the New World Order, and Project Bluebeam to convince atheists and everyone else to drop whatever religion or belief they are currently tied up in, and switch over to a new world-religion, with who else but the CIA at the helm.
So, when you look up into the sky and see an image of Jesus, after you're done changing your underwear you'll be able to warn people not to buy what the CIA is sellin'.
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