21.4.11

Dear Wiki Leaks, thank you for having balls the size of Texas. Yours truly, Ant Gert

On December 13th, 2010, the Russians gave their President Medvedev his daily briefing just as they always do, only this day it was AWESOME!
The report basically gives Medvedev the heads-up that the shit is about to hit the fan regarding the alleged war being currently waged in the Southern Pacific Ocean. What's so crazy about another war? It's crazy because according to this document the US Military has been fighting a war against aliens. Blah Blah Blah aliens you say?
Well, welcome to friggin' Ant Gert's Ramblings, we say. We can't get enough of this crap, mainly because we believe most of it. We've posted on some aliens duking it out underground, trespassing under security surveillance, but never anything about a full scale war.
Let's read, shall we? Or, you can listen to a computer read it alound to your lazy, non-reading booty.
http://www.eutimes.net/2010/12/wikileaks-set-to-reveal-us-ufo-war-in-southern-ocean/

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