If you haven't had the living shit scared out of you yet today, watch this.

Elenin is coming.
That's the only thing we know for sure.
What is it?
NASA says it's a comet that will come within 22million miles of Earth.
Others say no, it's something much bigger and much, much weirder.
There's no way Ant Gert can cover every single theory regarding Elenin, so just watch.
Maybe you'll be inspired to do your own research.
One thing is certain, we'd better start stocking up on canned foods and water.
Better safe than sorry.

Blurry-as-hell-sasquatch filmed just north of Stillwater.

Poor sasquatch. He has to go through life as the blurriest creature in the animal kingdom. Seriously, though. There is lots of evidence that these things exist. The odds of there being that many guys in suits around the world is, in Ant Gert's eyes, less likely than the existence of a smart, giant ape running around in the woods, and they are smart. How else would a creature have evaded true capture in this day and age?
If the reports are true, these creatures are very close to being human. Hell, some people even report seeing these things wearing wicker hats, carrying walking sticks. Smart, but more importantly, these things are able to evade people by understanding how WE operate, and have been able to hide for the most part.
Well, the other day there was a farmer near Stillwater who was out hunting with his .306, when he thought he heard a deer. There was a loud grunt, and he started to realize it was not deer. He pulled out his crappy cell phone camera and started to shoot. That's when the bigfoot got up and started to run.
Take a look for yourself.

Ask Richard Clarke, former Chief US Counter-terrorism Expert, whether or not he thinks 9-11 was an inside job. (Hint: the answer is "yes")

Every single day it becomes more and more obvious that the "official story" of what happened on
9-11 is official bullshit. It's not just that it's all a big lie, but that it would be literally impossible for things to have happened the way the Bush Administration wants us to believe they had happened. Of course it's in the best interest of the US government and media to keep the truth a secret in order to prevent mass chaos/anarchy. The American people would revolt, plain and simple. So many people wonder why the media and government insiders haven't come out and blown the whistle. Well, the short answer is, they have.
However, early on, it became evident just how dangerous this was. Those who were brave enough to speak out about the inconsistencies in the official story were quickly mailed an ample supply of anthrax. Remember that?
Remember how it just kinda disappeared and was brushed under the rug?
Well, there is still one higher-up brave enough to continue questioning the bullshit still spewing from the likes of Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney. His name is Richard Clarke. You probably have seen him around on TV and stuff. Things are starting to get heated up again these days regarding 9-11 and Richard Clarke is front and center. God Bless the crazy bastard.

The guy who blew the whistle on Rupert Murdoch was found dead this morning. Sounds kinda murder-ish.

So, like, oh my god.
You may have heard here or there about a guy named Rupert Murdoch. He is head of a media empire his family started in Australia back in the 50s. They have used their position in the media to push forward a hard-right agenda, as is evident in what is perhaps the Murdochs' most widely knownmedia outlet, Fox News.
Folks have been screaming about how Rupert Murdoch is not a journalist, but a propagandist, and is using his position to skew the truth. Many claim his tactics are not just shady, they are flat out evil. The Murdoch family has been known for going to great length to get what they want, not short of murder.
Sean Hoare was one of Murdoch's henchmen. He was a journalist for Murdoch's British tabloid newspaper "News of the World" where he often was paid by Murdoch to actually go out and get drunk and do blow with rock stars in order to pick up dirt on them and write about it. This job almost killed him, forcing Hoare to scale it back a bit. By "scaling it back a bit", part of his new job was to hack into the voicemail messages of victims of murder, rape, and even September 11th, 2001.
Recently, he blew the whistle on his scumbag of a boss, causing both Rupert Murdoch's life, and that of Murdoch's son to crumble along with their huge media empire.
This morning, Sean Hoare was found dead. Today is also the day Rupert Murdoch has testified on these accusations on voicemail hacking directly to Parliament. The London Metropolitan Police have ruled Hoare's death "unsuspicious".
Ant Gert wishes to disagree. Sean Hoare's death is beyond suspicious.
Ant Gert thinks this is obviously murder. Can't wait to see how THIS gets buried.

Put your nerd hats on. We're talkin' comets.

There is something big coming this way. That much we know for sure. The question that stands out is: what is it?
In December of 2010, a Russian amateur astronomer living in New Mexico discovered what he believes to be a comet, which he promptly named "Elenin" after his own last name. This is now officially backed up by the US government. We'll find a stupid link for you somewhere for all of you "evidence lovers" out there.
Right away, there are many problems that come up with the official story behind Elenin. The first one to arise was when the discoverer pointed this "comet" out to the government, it was found to be heading this general direction, but in the Southern Hemisphere. Wait a sec. They said this guy was in New Mexico... in the Norther Hemisphere, when he found it. Many skywatchers have raised this question, only to be ignored.
The next question is in the mathematics, which we'll let the link explain. The orbital path of this comet is predicted to pass right through Earth's orbit. Whether or not this is going to be a danger is yet to be seen, but it can be said for sure that by October of this year, we are going to have one hell of a sight to see in the night sky.
Why the hell has this thing not been reported on?
Remember Hale Bopp? What about Halley's Comet? They could not shut the hell up about those.
Why does no one want to talk abou this comet, which should outshine all the others before it?

Click the link. This guy does a better job of explaining stuff.

Oh... crap.

NASA's Administrator Borden has issued a statement warning NASA staff to be prepared for "potential disasters". One thing average, non-NASA viewers might find interesting is his dramatic overuse of the word "family". Borden clearly wants to make sure the "family" is prepared. For all those conspiracy freaks out there, the term "family" means one thing: the Bible thumping freaks in the upper reaches of our government; the scariest d-bags there are.
Why?
Why would Borden come out with this now?
Why would a NASA administrator take time out of his day to issue a release warning his staff to be prepared for "[any major disaster they can think of]"?
It's one thing when Ant Gert is blabbing about yet another potential calamity, but when you hear it right out of NASA's big wig's mouth, it might be best to just prepare yourself for, well, any disaster you can think of.

Ant Gert is now afraid to eat.

This is getting a little too frightening. Human beings generally don't like it when they feel like their food might be tainted. Maybe if we all had food-tasters at our sides at all times things would be different, but we don't, so they aren't.
Evidence is strong in pointing towards man, not nature, being behind the latest e-coli scare in Germany. Whne most folks hear of an e-coli scare they think of things like dirty kitchens, poo particles drifting onto the food, but not this time.
These superbugs have been found to be resistant, and quite conveniently so, to just about every single drug on the market designed to treat e coli related illness.
If this truly is the case, the evidence pointing toward other manmade ailments such as h1n1 and bird flu become much much stronger. After all, c'mon. "Bird-FLU" like: birds fly, and "swine-FLU" like pigs fly. Someone thinks they're being cute, but they're actually sick, twisted, evil d-bags who need to fuckin' die.
Ant Gert's gettin' a little worked up, so we're gonna let the brainiacs do the rest of the talking.



http://www.naturalnews.com/032622_ecoli_bioengineering.html

What the Fukushima? Was the tsunami really an act of war against Japan?

This stuff is a little bit beyond Ant Gert's area of expertise. Nuclear fission is tough business, and not a lot of people know a lot about it. It's that truth right there which could possibly be used as a weapon itself. The quake which caused the recent tsunami in Japan was not as gigantic as one might think. It registered a 6.67, definitely enough to get peoples' attention, but not enough, as certain folks are pointing out, to destroy the nuclear power plant and its fairly well designed reactors.
Check out this article and ask yourself: was this whole mess in Japan really all an act of war, or is Ant Gert just nuts?
...wait, don't answer that.

http://www.abeldanger.net/2011/05/japan-earthquake-registered-only-667.html

More strong evidence Earthlings have been to Mars

It's long been believed that Earthlings have been visiting Mars since the 70s at the latest. There are many reasons why the powers that be would keep something like this secret, but the main one is that Americans could not take on such an endeavor alone, and therefore were required to team up with the Soviets, something the redneck American population would not be able to see beyond.
So, to the point, now that we have modern miracles such as Google Mars, these secrets are becoming harder and harder to keep. Recent discoveries on Mars' surface lend credence to theories that we humans have not just visited Mars, but have been colonizing it. If it were to be found that humans have not visited Mars, then we end up with a far more disturbing set of questions, such as: who the hell is building these outposts shown in this video?!

More evidence there was a joint USA-USSR mission to Mars in 1972! Pshh, like you needed more evidence.

All around the interwebs the past few years there have been videos and other things leaked out which seem to suggest the rumors of a joint USA-USSR mission to Mars are true. Any logically-minded skeptic would wonder why they would keep something like this secret. There are a few different reasons.
One is that this trip would have been expensive. By the USA-USSR joining forces, costs would be cut significantly.
Another is the possibility of something going wrong. Any bad publicity surrounding a Mars voyage would put a very sour taste in the publics' mouth.
We cannot forget that this is alleged to have occurred in 1972, during the Cold War. Had the American public discovered we were doing anything whatsoever in collaboration with the Soviets, they would have been pissed.
Finally, and perhaps the most important reason to keep a mission to Mars secret, would be because they wanted to keep what they believed they were going to find on this trip a secret. What could be so important on Mars' surface to hide from the public of the Earth?
A frickin' shitload. That's what.
We can get into that more in a later post.

WTC Building 7: Not hit by a plane, or hardly damaged at all, but still collapsed...?

The WTC Building 7, the one no one in the government wants people talking about, also came crashing down on 9-11-2001, but why? There was no plane that hit that building.
The official story is that spilled jet fuel from the twin towers poured into building 7, thus melting the building's infrastructure as it burned, but curious that was the same reason given for the ultimate collapse of the Twin Towers. How is it that burning jet fuel is unable to melt steel under any other condition, but with the exception of the WTC?
If jet fuel could melt steel, there would be no such thing as a jet engine, wouldn't one think?
This is just another anomaly during that fateful day, among many hundreds. What truly happened on 9-11 has yet to be released to the public, but we are going after the story here at Ant Gert, bit by gruesome bit.
Americans don't want to believe that entities inside their own government could be so evil, so greedy, so ruthless, but this is exactly how they have gotten away with it.
If we stop to look at Building 7's purpose for existence in the first place we start to understand why it would be "pulled", a demolition term for purposefully collapsing a building, according to the NYC Fire Chief at the time.
Building 7's sole purpose was to stash documents, receipts, and other financial records not just for the government we can all see and hear, but for those aspects of government we do not see and hear. These are otherwise known as Black Operations. They are real, have been since the beginning of time, and America is no exception. By destroying Building 7, all records of what was spent in order to plan the attacks of 9-11 would have been destroyed. How convenient.
If one can let his or her mind relax, and eliminate all beliefs and current understandings of how the world works, this story all starts to make sense. After all, Bush had wanted to go to war from day 1, but just needed his excuse in order to get the support of the American people. He got it, didn't he?

How much did Osama Bin Laden have to do with 9-11? Not much, according to the FBI.

People hate Bin Laden, and not without good reason. He's been placed at the head of a terrorist organization called "Al Qaeda" which means "the Base" in Arabic, by the media as well as the government, but why?
What is their evidence?
How, exactly, did he run things?
What is their proof he ran things?
These are all totally fair questions, and since Osama Bin Laden has been most wanted for 13 years, the FBI definitely has some solid answers to these questions, right?
Nope. In fact, the FBI has reported that, in their belief, there is little to no evidence actually connecting
Bin Laden to 9-11. This is not opinion, this is fact.
But why, then, has Bin Laden been placed on the FBI's ten most wanted list for the attacks on 9-11?
The quick answer: he hasn't. Yes, he has been on the ten most wanted list, but not for the attacks of 9-11. He's listed for the US Embassy attacks in Kenya and Tanzania in 1998.
Then how is it that Osama Bin Laden is still believed to be the mastermind behind the attacks on 9-11?
Good question.
Maybe you can tell Ant Gert.

Dear Wiki Leaks, thank you for having balls the size of Texas. Yours truly, Ant Gert

On December 13th, 2010, the Russians gave their President Medvedev his daily briefing just as they always do, only this day it was AWESOME!
The report basically gives Medvedev the heads-up that the shit is about to hit the fan regarding the alleged war being currently waged in the Southern Pacific Ocean. What's so crazy about another war? It's crazy because according to this document the US Military has been fighting a war against aliens. Blah Blah Blah aliens you say?
Well, welcome to friggin' Ant Gert's Ramblings, we say. We can't get enough of this crap, mainly because we believe most of it. We've posted on some aliens duking it out underground, trespassing under security surveillance, but never anything about a full scale war.
Let's read, shall we? Or, you can listen to a computer read it alound to your lazy, non-reading booty.
http://www.eutimes.net/2010/12/wikileaks-set-to-reveal-us-ufo-war-in-southern-ocean/

How hard would it be to fake an alien encounter? Would it be worth it?

The short answers are a) pretty hard     and    b)probably.
Another good question might be whether or not the public would believe any "alien footage", even if it were truly real. Herein lies the problem for anyone with an actual alien they may have filmed. After all, what good is alien footage if no one believes anything anyway?
The reality of the situation is that most people won't believe anything unless the real deal were to present itself to them in the flesh. Until that happens, the best we can do is the footage that has found its way to circulation around the web. Here is a MUFON conference recording of what is claimed to be an alien captured on surveillance camera at a private home.  If anyone is to be believed when it comes to whether or not an alien video is authentic or not, the geeks over at MUFON should be believed. This will give you goosebumps.

When your daughter tells you she wants to be a Disney princess, any Disney princess, for Halloween this year, what she really wants to be is a government slave.

You've heard the rumors about there being subliminal messages in Disney movies. Ant Gert has watched all of them a few hundred-ish times, just to verify that it's not just a myth. Apparently so have a bunch of freakin' weirdos on youtube, and it's a damn good thing. Any more Disney for Aunt Gert and who knows what might happen. Nothin' good, that's for sure.
Anyhoo... Walt Disney was a racist butthole who was friends with a bunch of racist butthole Republican Freemasons/Illuminati. Their ultimate goal was/is to rule the world through media manipulation. If you don't believe this, just do a little research into the power hierarchy of any given major TV network. They all lead back to the same d-bags with the same d-bag agenda.
Let's watch and see how big of a d-bag Walt "the D-bag" Disney was, shall we?

This video was created using nothing but an iPhone. Or was it? ...just kidding. Yeah, it was.

    I know that this is drifting off the main focus of what Ant Gert's Ramblings are usually about, but I feel that this video-poem speaks to how I feel in my heart about many of these issues we've brought up so far, as well as many we haven't gotten to yet.
    For years I've written poetry on and off. It's a truly therapeutic way to vent frustration with the way things are. Since "things" are totally jacked up beyond any acceptable level, I've accrued quite a stack of poetry. Until now I haven't really had an outlet for my poems. They've just been sitting on a shelf, and I rarely even let anyone read them, but thanks to the kids over at Olson, the video-poem ideas are now
a-brewin'.
   This video was created using nothing but an iphone.  The voice, as well as the guitar in the background was recorded using the voice memo feature. The video was shot using the phone's camera, but as far as which app was used, that will remain a mystery until I get the feeling that people give a crap.  So, as one could imagine, it was a little challenging to make, but the fun I had creating it more than made up for it.
Please, enjoy.

Have you asked yourself how you might hold up in an alien fight? Take a tip from Phil Schneider, official badass.

So there's this dude Phil Schneider. He's a Geologist for the US Military. He's the guy they call when "they" actually want to build secret bases, of which there are a shitload. One day, previosuly unbeknownst to Phil, he found out he was building giant tunnels for a base directly above an underground alien base. Talk about a bummer. He found out because his gear kept coming up broken, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it. So he ventured down into one of the two mile deep tunnels he was digging to monitor his equipment in action. That's when shit went down for Phil and he was put to the test.
Please tolerate the crappy video quality, and please also ignore Phil's very mild demeanor. Just listen to his story, and as a side note, look at Phil's left hand when he holds it up for the audience to see. His three missing fingers only add to his credibility.

If Osama Bin Laden was behind 9-11, who gave him the Direct Energy Weapon to pull it off with?

     Wow. Osama Bin Laden must have been one hell of a mastermind. He's long been assassinated by the very CIA operatives he worked for, but when he was alive he must've just been so smart to have built his own Direct Energy Weapon, launch it into space, the shoot at the Twin Towers turning them into a city-wide pile of dust. That's right. Dust.
    I hope by now you've picked up on the sarcasm. Osama Bin Laden had nothing to do with 9-11 as anyone who has ever actually looked into the matter knows. The nitty gritty of the situation is the dust. ; )
Planes don't turn buildings into dust. Explosives don't turn buildings to dust. Thermite helps (mass quantities of a high grade military-only explosive called "thermite" was found at the site in mass quantities), but even thermite can't do as thorough a job as was done to the Twin Towers. No, unfortunately there's only one possible, and very little known culprit: Direct Energy Weapons.
   You don't have to take Ant Gert's word for it. Listen to this dorkwads in the posted link. They'll tell you.

If you see Jesus, or anyone else in the sky, don't jump to conclusions.

Is there a God? Should I be praying to Jesus? Muhammad? Should I join that cult up in the hills?
These are all questions the average atheist may have asked him or herself at one point or another. Allegedly, according to the CIA and the New World Order, none of that crap matters when you can create holograms with satellites that are so convincingly like Jesus (the Anglo-Euro version of Jesus that is), or Muhammad, or any other savior/ deity they feel like portraying.
Some believe this is the preferred technique to be used by the CIA, the New World Order, and Project Bluebeam to convince atheists and everyone else to drop whatever religion or belief they are currently tied up in, and switch over to a new world-religion, with who else but the CIA at the helm.
So, when you look up into the sky and see an image of Jesus, after you're done changing your underwear you'll be able to warn people not to buy what the CIA is sellin'.